When is General Conference, next week? --Cass on 2/13/13
I'm never going to make the quote board!-- Jessica
Are you going to retire Jesus?-- Jessica and Annalee
Who's a bird? --Sadie
You can kiss on the first date.-- Cassidy
What are you doing?-- Lizzy
I created this...-- Mama Gunn while stroking Lizzy's arm in Church
It's in my pants.-- Sadie
Can I get in your pants?-- Lizzy
Where is they? --Cassidy
I like him as a friend, but not as a person.-- Cassidy
Number one is the best of the freaking frea-quels!-- Jacob
Please pet me like a cat.-- Lizzy
You don't like Lord of the Rings? I'd never date you...-- Josh
Date on Rape Hill??-- Sarah
I can't remember how to spell my Dad's last name! --Sadie
What is this, Noah's ark?-- Taylor
He's not my celebrity crush, he's my soulmate!-- Annalee
Hey girl.-- Cassidy
This name has your plates. --Mitch
I just really like the incestuous mountain.-- Annalee
We're getting closer to today... -- Evan
It's not prostitution, it's hug-itution-- Cassidy
I'm sorry you looked that way-- Sadie
This is getting strange...--Evan
Seriously, someone put sparkles in my ear... Did you put sparkles in my ear?!?-- Annalee
He's a toaster you're an oven. Be careful not to put a bun in there...--Cassidy
So I got broccoli for FREE!!!-- Jessica
If I take two Excedrin, and two Advil, do you think I will die?-- Annalee
You look like Voldemort when you breathe out, Sadie.--Annalee
Was that offensive?-- Josh
No, I've heard lot's of racist things before.-- Lizzy
What kind of Asian are you?--Josh
Don't you love with him-- Sarah
Why is my butt so strong? --Anonymous
Five, or Eight?--Annalee
You're like the devil with you half-lies!!-- Lizzy
It kind of looks like he's wearing lipstick.--Cassidy
He may be...--Sadie
Sadie is ALWAYS is my nightmares.--Cassidy
He just wants to get it on.--Julie
I feel ya, sisters. I just love grabbing guy's butts.--Kyle (Lizzy's Kyle)
Looks like a car-beque.-- Evan
Keep telling yourself your ass is cute. --Sarah (referring to Sadie's donkeys)
I'm slutty, and you're a chocolate zombie.--Sadie
Let's just pause for a moment, and talk about how good James McAvoy looked in those pants... he looked dang good!!!... Okay, moment over.--Annalee
Wait, stand up. I promise I'm not going to dance awkward with you. Well, sorta.--Julie
This is not a time for balls, this is time for prayer!!!--McKay
Me and Josh went over to their dorm and knocked on them to see if they were cool.-- Will
One time I watched this show, called When Fish Attack.--Sadie
I would feel weird if a man asked me to get him tampons-- Sadie
I would feel a little weird too.--Cassidy
You can be queen of Fed-X land.-- Daniel to Lizzy
My dad has zip ties.--Annalee
Your dad!?! Have you looked in your basement lately?--Cassidy
Hello, I have 30 kids.--Cassidy
Look at that fluffy kitten!--Sadie
Oh she's one of those...--Nathaniel
Yes, officer. We've got some suspicious business this (lovely) President's Day.--Will
I'm a happy woman. I'm full and I don't have to pee.--Lizzy
I want a baby!--Sarah and Sadie
You have to go on a mission first.--Annalee
You have to kiss a boy first.--Lizzy
It's always fun when the pretty people die.--Lizzy
Birdemic 2: Lost in New York--Evan
Nicest person ever! But she has diabetes...--Cassidy
I think he's staring at me.--Annalee
My hands are eggs.--Sadie
Do Aliens lay eggs?--Sadie
I would shave my potato, then bake it in person.--Lizzy
Your brain never sluts away.--Annalee
You could get floaty shoes.--Evan
Hate on.--Evan
Some white people, and a lot of natives.--Cassidy
Nice guns, Jacob.--Evan
I'm gonna flip my crap!--Annalee
I just seduce men.--Lizzy
I want to go to Priesthood in Salt Lake. Just me and all the boys.--Cassidy
She likes that color, right? --Jessica (about people's skin)
Sassy Quatch quickly says quirky sayings seductively.--Cassidy
Your Mom's hot.--Cassidy
Faulkner!!!--Annalee
My mom's a lot of things.--Lizzy
I love your mom.--Cassidy
Mexicans, I can take or leave.--Jacob
I dated by third cousin once. --Will
We need sex of them...--Will
This is a very trustful finger. You can't trust a pinky. It's too fragile.--Cassidy
It feels like a hamburger brain.--Cassidy
Did that make it longer? I'm such a cheater. Cheater's never prosper.--Cassidy
Je-ah!--Ryan Lochte
Big Blue and the Mossy Rock. That could be our band name!--Cassidy, Annalee, and Sadie
Are people born with eyebrows? Or do they have eyebrows thrust upon them?--Sadie
Is your mom single?!--Easton to Sadie
I don't enjoy comedy.--Jessica
I feel like an African woman right now. Why do I feel like an African woman?!?--Annalee
Oh, I need one of those.--Cassidy
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