A Lizzy Story. ;)

Once upon a time, in a land far far away, Annalee and I went to the BYU gym to sculpt our already- perfect bodies into an even more perfect irresistable form, but we took this aesthetically pleasing route.  It really was eye candy landscape, fo realz. It was almost as beautiful as our faces. Almost. I really just wrote that so boys will think I'm pretty and date me.

Anyways Annalee was like "hey why don't we run there?"
And ya know, I'm always up for a run, because I'm a runner. So I was like "yes ma'am, we are going on a run whoopdy doodi doo" and if I ran I could just be buff and pump iron for an hour. It's a pretty good deal. And then I started to run but then my jumping bean waterbottle flew out of my backpack. So I just secured it back into my little sack and continued my run but I felt awkward and weird because I was running on campus, with other students, with my backpack bouncing against my back. *

* Okay so those of you reading who don't know me very well, I never feel awkward or weird or stress about anything. Really. It's a divine gift from the heavens. I live a great life.

Well... after pumping iron, we decided to race-sprint back home.  Because honestly, I hadn't run enough and I need to.  It's some intrinsic necessity. Run Lizzy. Runnnnnnn.

People were leaping out of the way for us like they had been sucked into some Schwarzwald Radius. It was frickin' sweet.

So we were sprinting and I was probably about 50 meters in front of my blonde competitor when this person of the male species cheers Annalee on. -- "Catch her, catch her! You can catch her!" Hahaha. He was so attractive (...I think. If you haven't forgotten, I sprinted past him... not much stare time).

That's my dash of Lizzy for the 2210 Tingey apartment blog soup.

And we lived happily ever after.

P.S.

Everyone always notices my hair because I have long dark hair. They end up in pants, laps, shirts, boats, sinks, ehh... the usual. These unfortunate strands have been dubbed "Lizzy hairs" BUT you know just about 40 minutes ago I was brushing my teeth and I felt something in my toothbrush and you know what I pulled out? A blonde hair.

 

-Lizzy