Thursday, October 18, 2012

Wedge-Picker

Since we are now halfway through Semester 1, I figured I would share my most embarrassing and awkward story thus far.  Ironically, it happened in the first week of the year.

Across the way from Tingey Hall, is a boy hall, Fugal.  I pass this building everyday on my way to or from school, specifically by one window on the bottom floor, which is occupied by men I know from back home.  
One day, I was walking home from the gym wearing my not-so-honor-code-appropriate-but-okay-for-running shorts.  At an awkwardly short length, they tend to ride up in between my legs when I walk, giving me really uncomfortable wedgies.  When I was nearly home, I stopped and picked the most awkward front wedgie ever.  My gracefulness as a woman was disregarded at this moment in time as I pulled down my shorts.  Immediately after relieving myself, I see movement to my right.  I glance over, and realize I am in plain view of my home-boys window, and yes, someone was shuffling out of the view of the window, as if they were hiding.  I am 90% sure one of them saw this little incident.  I hung my head in shame and walked back to Tingey.  
Coincidentally, the frequency of us seeing each other campus dropped dramatically after this day.  

--Sadie

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