So I am in love with Captain Jean Luc Picard from Star Trek the Next Generation. Yes, he is bald, yes his head is shaped like an egg. But his character is manly, brave AND poetic. And yes, I also will admit that I am attracted to the 1990 version of the actor. Try to explain this to my roommates...and they think I am attracted to old men. Uh....hahahaha no. I am not attracted to old men, thank you very much, just to one slightly aged older man.
So, keeping this in mind, I got an email today....from Patrick Stewart!!! No, just kidding. You know how you sometimes get those emails from match.com promising to find you a sweetheart? Well I used to get those. Now I get emails from SeniorPeopleMeet.com....SENIORPEOPLEMEET.com!!! And the subject was <3 See 50+ Singles in your area <3. With the exception of Patrick Stewart and Johnny Depp, I am not attracted to old people!!! End of story...not mine, just theirs, cause they are old, just kidding, that's horrible. The End.
-Cass
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