Monday, April 8, 2013

Daily Dialogue

"It was like, the perfect moment.  We had just talked a little about marriage, and I like just started singing "I'll make love to you, like you want me to." Well, not really.  But I told her basically that I'll do it in the most sensual, sacred, beautiful way.  That's appropriate of course...."
           Thank you sir, for talking openly about the love life you will have after
           marriage.  On the bright side, at least you are planning on waiting till after marriage.

"Dude, I shaved my legs last night, and it feels so nice! Except they're like already prickly, and it's only been like 14 hours."
"Man, girls have to go through that like all the time."
"I don't know how they can handle it.  But seriously, it feels so good in jeans."
         
I think it's safe to say that I worry for the sanity of these people.  Although, if any one of the people above heard half the conversations that go on in our apartment, they would be seriously concerned.... (if you don't understand what I mean, please click on the quotes tab above.)

--Sadie


P.S. BYU was ranked #1 for smartest and hottest in the country.  I think 2210 had a big influence on that stat.  Booya.

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